I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
