I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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