If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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