Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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