I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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