Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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