Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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