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The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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