Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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