there was a trapeze. enough said
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
