trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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