But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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