I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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