Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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