No awkward lesbian experiences without me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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