he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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