Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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