We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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