my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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