I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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