have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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