Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
