That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my shit smells like andre
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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