high people should be assigned attendants
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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