when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sober January is a disaster.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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