I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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