My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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