One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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