My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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