what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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