we're blogging at a bar
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
