I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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