She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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