You surviving the open bar?
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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