yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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