Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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