she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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