If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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