haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
