Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We left the knife in your bed.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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