he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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