Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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