Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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