Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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