My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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