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say what?
wanna hang out?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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