what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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