New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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