You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she looked like the before picture.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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