What did we do last night that was yellow?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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