Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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