I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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