But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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