the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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