he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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